Telzrow is a non-existent word that cannot be found in any English dictionary. Therefore, it does not have a standardized phonetic transcription in the International Phonetic Alphabet (IPA). However, we can use the IPA to explain how the word might be pronounced if it existed. Assuming that "telzrow" is pronounced with an American English accent, it could be transcribed as /tɛlzroʊ/ (telz-roh) with a short "e" sound in the first syllable, a voiced "z" sound in the second, and a diphthong "ow" in the final syllable.